Faculty & Staff

New Things Thursday:: Benches for Your Wenches

We’ve got Benches-
Holy Benches!
Rest your wenches.
Ease your tension.

She will bid thee
with a smile,
making bench cost
seem worthwhile.

Unless something
goes awry,
bench was cheap
so be not shy.

So she’ll greet
you with her feet
and you will rub
until you reek-

because her bunions
smell like onions.
You must do this,
‘fore the day begins.

Still you’ll wonder
of this blunder.
Do you even
really like her?

Buy the bench.
and spare the wench.
(Not worth the stench.)